Set aside, for the moment, the jaw-dropping hypocrisy of a pro-insurrectionist MAGA leader suddenly pretending to be compassionately concerned about the supposed disenfranchisement of Democratic voters. You unbelievably shameless son of a fucking bitch!

My topic is not so much the substance, or lack of substance thereof, of MAGA Monkey Ears Mike Johnson suddenly pretending to care about the rule of law and the other party’s rights.

My topic is this piece of shit’s unbelievably arrogant self-assured superiority. He truly does not ever, for a millisecond, consider that he might be in error! Those chimp ears on that M.A.D. Magazine head swing back and forth in adamant dismissal of even the remotest possibility that he could be wrong.

This, dear reader, is an example of the conceit imparted by MAGA’s so-called “Biblical worldview” – a denial-oriented mental discipline, the end result of which is meant to behave as a set of virtual reality glasses that opaquely superimposes the MAGA theocrat’s personal belief system on top of reality as it actually exists.

So, this is my conclusion, and my warning. Anyone who is so incredibly cocky, and is so arrogantly self-assured as to believe that he can never possibly be wrong, under any circumstances whatsoever, is someone who will never, ever listen to a word that you say, let alone give it a moment’s consideration.

Those flopping, oversized chimpanzee ears will never, ever listen to anything other than paeans and panegyrics to his fallen god-kingᴹᴬᴳᴬ. MAGA is a government that will never, ever, listen to the American people the instant that we voice anything that falls slightly short of a chorus of praiseᴹᴬᴳᴬ that would make even Kim Jong Un say “aw, shucks.”