(Mild humor at end.)

The Confederation of Constitutional Democratic States, as I call it, will continue to expand, become better and better organized, and develop systems of mutual aid.

At least one Canadian lawmaker would like to see California, Oregon, and Washington join Canada as a new province. I would celebrate that. More invitations will come.

Meanwhile, Trump will withdraw from NATO.

If this annexation takes place, I expect Canada to pick up New England, as well. Joining Canada would be the best option, as if Confederation states seceded on their own without joining Canada, MAGA would respond by pulling a Chechnya on us – or a Ukraine. Trump’s cabinet and inner circle hate to see people being happy and free ANYWHERE on earth, and they wouldn’t hesitate to militarily attack our newly found liberties.

But at least it would be riskier for MAGA to pull a Chechnya on us, because we would now be a NATO nation and the United States wouldn’t.

When all of the Cold Water States join Canada, then we will build that border wall that MAGA always wanted. And we will pay for it.

We will build bleachers along the top of that border wall, where history, psychology and sociology students can sit and observe a country where residents beat one another over the heads with clubs just because they disagree over predestination/election vs. free will.

But don’t worry, Americans. We will accept your best and brightest as refugees seeking asylum, and we will fast-track them to citizenship.